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thefoundation2019-04-06 06:55 pm
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Week Two Afterparty: For the people who are Still Alive
That afternoon could not be more confusing.
Not only was the witch who called herself Yuuko a fake, but it turned out the witch who communicated through bird and notes was none other than one of the pieces. And the suffering... Oh, the suffering...
At least nobody else died for now...🗈
In spite of the lack of death, Wheatley was about as shaken up as everyone else. If he wasn't sure he was going to die here before, he is definitely certain now.
But he wasn't going to try and let it get to him. Even if he kind of wished he could consume things in the real world, he's still clinging to the small victory they had in sparing everyone.
On that note, he had the goats prepare a feast, turning the dining room table into a buffet table. There was turkey, fish, granola bars, fish shaped crackers, a giant bowl of frosted flakes, Macaroni and cheese with chunks of fish, fish shaped granola bars... Look, Wheatley didn't quite understand what humans liked to eat at these things, but at least it looks professional.
There's even a large cake in the center of the table. It's covered in chocolate frosting, strawberries, and has a lovely message written in bold white frosting: "WE SURVIVED".
But he wasn't going to try and let it get to him. Even if he kind of wished he could consume things in the real world, he's still clinging to the small victory they had in sparing everyone.
On that note, he had the goats prepare a feast, turning the dining room table into a buffet table. There was turkey, fish, granola bars, fish shaped crackers, a giant bowl of frosted flakes, Macaroni and cheese with chunks of fish, fish shaped granola bars... Look, Wheatley didn't quite understand what humans liked to eat at these things, but at least it looks professional.
There's even a large cake in the center of the table. It's covered in chocolate frosting, strawberries, and has a lovely message written in bold white frosting: "WE SURVIVED".

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They have wine in them. How thoughtful. ]
Holmes-san...? It's Sakura. Can we talk, for a bit?
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Holmes.
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[He doesn't try and stop him but:]
Just know, I still trust you, okay?
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[It's the robot, trying to be helpful...]
You doing okay? Uh. I mean I saw everything that went down, but still.
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I got a bit of a lecture from Anon when I tried to do this last week.
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After everyone else gets the chance to talk to Holmes...
Holmes, it's Erhard. I... there's something important I need to tell you.
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That, and it's relatively difficult not to answer the call when someone's staring straight at you while knocking on your window. Anon's almost hidden behind a heap of weird fish-shaped robosnacks, but his hair is recognizable enough.
He seems to be in a good mood??]
Open up! Aren't you tired of hiding already? Jeez.
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[she reaches out to grab his arm]
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I'm sorry if this is still a bad time, but could we speak? [ A pause, then, he softly continues. ] If tomorrow would be better, it can wait.
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this tag got lost in my inbox rip
Re: this tag got lost in my inbox rip
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And after eating enough, he will finally sigh and set his plate aside.]
I suppose some of you have questions for me. Please understand that I can't say everything, as I am still bound by the rules of this game. But if there are things I can't say, I will tell you as much.
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[ taking a seat across from him ]
One...do you know if Nirrti-san is the same goddess from Hindu myth? Or is she a witch who just happens to have the same name?
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[This feels incredibly awkward now.]
Sorry, I really need to ask. What's with all the birds?
[He's not that wigged out about them now, but that doesn't mean he's entirely over them.]
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Too bad, so sad. He has yet another shiny new toy and he's contemplating its existence.]
Hmm, at least we can finally stop sending notes all the time. Though come to think of it, I should have experimented more with the birds! They were pretty fun.
[Watanuki is very lucky he did not experiment more with the birds.]
So I don't really get it. Why are you playing for Yuuko's face, anyway, what's the point?
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You could have dropped a hint when I was whining at you in letters, y'know!
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STORY TIME (Spoilers for xxxholic)
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...should have seen it. She literally told me how this works- completely missed it. Goddamn it...
[Everyone is too drunk or tired for any talk about the first week, but on Sunday Takumi makes sure to put himself in the sitting room, his goggles taken off and clicking through something on them like an actual phone instead of headgear- clearly putting himself here for anyone that wanted to confront him about the accusations to find him]
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At least the music from his goggles seems nice, and the kid is enjoying the food.]
Ah... Takumi! How are you feeling?
[Hopefully Takumi isn't entirely down... Poor kid.]
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sunday
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But, he seems surprisingly cordial -- after all, he had come to terms with his inevitable demise and had made peace with himself in preparation for dying.
If you want to ask details about his motivations, or what really went down last night, he'll actually answer]
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Portal 2 Spoilers
Specifically, he is sitting at the table, waiting in front of a handwritten note. Just so he doesn't have to keep explaining...]
This might be spoilery, but I once took over Aperture Science's mainframe, went mad with power, nearly destroyed the place, and got shot into space.
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[Anon, no, why are you complimenting him. He's just. Like this.]
How long were you a space ball?
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sorry!!! i lost this tag in my inbox
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If anyone walks in, she'll shove some food in their direction, probably some non-fish macaroni or very simple pasta. ]
Here. Make sure you eat something filling for dinner, even if you feel sick.
[ Alternatively, you can catch her in the dining room, being a hypocrite and lazily picking at her own dinner. ]
I've been thinking about what Gebura-san said. I don't mind answering any questions you have about my world, or magic, but...
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...but?
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dining room ~
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Otherwise, he won't be seen until Sunday.
He will be in the kitchen either making food, or peeking around for leftovers. ]
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(spoilers he's not stealthy)
he is, however, just going jiiiiii at Sora from a corner ]
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Nonetheless, someone still has to do it. Someone has to patrol the mansion. Maybe she couldn't do anything this time, or the previous time, but it had to work eventually.]
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Hey... I haven't seen you around much this weekend...
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On Sunday, however, he heads out to the beach to clear his head. You can catch him either on the dock watching the waves quiet (and almost too still) or singing on the shore. ]
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You sang this before, didn't you?
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Sunday, on the dock
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Buffet
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