Week Two Afterparty: For the people who are Still Alive

[literalidiotball]

That afternoon could not be more confusing.

Not only was the witch who called herself Yuuko a fake, but it turned out the witch who communicated through bird and notes was none other than one of the pieces. And the suffering... Oh, the suffering...

At least nobody else died for now...🗈

In spite of the lack of death, Wheatley was about as shaken up as everyone else. If he wasn't sure he was going to die here before, he is definitely certain now.

But he wasn't going to try and let it get to him. Even if he kind of wished he could consume things in the real world, he's still clinging to the small victory they had in sparing everyone.

On that note, he had the goats prepare a feast, turning the dining room table into a buffet table. There was turkey, fish, granola bars, fish shaped crackers, a giant bowl of frosted flakes, Macaroni and cheese with chunks of fish, fish shaped granola bars... Look, Wheatley didn't quite understand what humans liked to eat at these things, but at least it looks professional.

There's even a large cake in the center of the table. It's covered in chocolate frosting, strawberries, and has a lovely message written in bold white frosting: "WE SURVIVED".

Comments

[anonnomnomnom]

[I mean, when you put out an open call for an AMA you've got to be prepared for anything?? Deal with it, Wheat Thick.]

Oh? So you really don't know how old you are at all. Maybe you're even older than the Witches here!

[literalidiotball]

[UUUUUUUUGH!]

What?! Oh, come on, technology wasn't that advanced millions of years ago!

[anonnomnomnom]

Hey, not all Witches are millions of years old. In fact, unless both of them were lying, they're probably not even a thousand yet. Of course, I haven't asked Nirrti since she became Nirrti.

[He's just going off a number! I don't know how Wheatley confessing to being an ex-rogue AI led to this.]

[literalidiotball]

[Look, these things happen. Sometimes imminent death by moon rock poisoning leads to combustible lemons being thrown at Life's house, so why can't this conversation happen?]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure She won't give you a straight answer if you asked now. I mean, She didn't really become Nerr... Near... Whatever. She was just pretending to be someone else before all this. Right?

[anonnomnomnom]

[I literally have no idea what I just read but it seems pretty great so why not. We're rolling with it.]

Well, if Nirrti won't give us a real answer, and Watanuki probably only knows a little bit, we could probably ask Lambdadelta at some point. She's supposedly the one who helped them set things up! I think I'd be interested in hearing her answer. If we can track her down.

[He still has Incorrect Gossip about her and also Lambda is Lambda and he knows how Witches are. Oh well.]

By the way, how did you get back from space?

[literalidiotball]

[Wheatley does that sometimes.]

Right... Yeah, we'll keep that in mind if we ever see her.

And, the space thing? You can thank the Foundation for pulling me out of that!

[anonnomnomnom]

Wow, the Foundation's arm is really long, isn't it? I mean, I'm not surprised they can grab things from space, but grabbing things from space in another universe is still pretty impressive.

Were you just going to drift forever, otherwise? That's pretty harsh.