thefoundation | Week 3, Saturday

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round 4

Week 3, Saturday

This time, when everyone files into the studio, they aren't escorted to their seats. Instead, they are sent to podiums up on the stage arrange in a semi-circle. Everyone can see each other, and everyone is also visible to the cameras. Off to stage right is a jury box with 12 prinnies in it, all in various states of 'fancy dress'. One is wearing a suit top, another a blouse, one a huge Colonial-era wig. To stage left at box 0 is Dazai's seat, where he will be spending most of the trial, but he will get up to move around at times. And in the very center is a picture of Aqua. Once everyone is in their spots, one of the prinnies will hit a gavel against the podium in front of it, signaling the start of the trial.

It's time to find Aqua's killer.

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Should've asked for a tank, then!!

[Just. Scowling at him like he's offended at his lack of creativity.]

I bet we would have gotten one of those remote controlled toy tanks.

How come it won't give us actual stuff but keeps giving us seafood.

[Though now he looks briefly thoughtful: having seafood bust out of here is a thought.]

Maybe the house is biased towards toys and seafood.

What if I asked for a GIANT toy tank, though.

. . . We should find out what will happen if we do that after all of this.

Yeah, well, I'm definitely going to do it. You can do whatever!!

Hmph. I wasn't going to make myself that obvious for a test.

[Bitch didn't you know asking for a car is discreet!!]

How bad did the test fail??

[He didn't even get any details but what is going on!!!!]

[He wrinkles his face in disgust as he recalls the tikes car.]

We only received useless toys in their stead. Something fit for a child to sit and play in, but nothing more.

He also attempted to ask for a horse and we got a cake.

...was it in the shape of a horse?

[ bc she doesn't see how cake and horse are connected, otherwise ]

It sure was.

It's really cute. I put it in the fridge, so after this, if anybody wants some, we can all partake in cake.

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prayerwheel - 2019-07-13 20:02 (UTC) - Expand

That's just 'cause you didn't try hard enough?? Next time ask for a squid car!

[Nora no]

A... squid car...?

[We're totally getting Splatoon Mario Kart amiibos, aren't we?]

You can totally drive a squid if you try hard enough.

[Has he even played Splatoon.]

And what makes you think that would fare any better?

Squid is bouncier. An' the house likes seafood.

[This is a stupid backtag but I can't resist.]

[Just gives him a deadeyed stare.

Does he look like he knows how to ride a bike??]

.... So you can't drive a car, and you can't ride a bike... what, exactly, was your plan...?

Edited 2019-07-13 19:57 (UTC)

Ya don't need to know how to drive the thing if you just plow through anything in your way?? Obviously.

[Nora has a plan?? Apparently??]

... Nora.

Do you know how to drive a car...? It's a lot harder than Mario Kart.

Edited 2019-07-13 20:02 (UTC)

I guess that's true.

[he'll let that line of questioning drop for now]

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