Week 3, Saturday

[foundationmods]

This time, when everyone files into the studio, they aren't escorted to their seats. Instead, they are sent to podiums up on the stage arrange in a semi-circle. Everyone can see each other, and everyone is also visible to the cameras. Off to stage right is a jury box with 12 prinnies in it, all in various states of 'fancy dress'. One is wearing a suit top, another a blouse, one a huge Colonial-era wig. To stage left at box 0 is Dazai's seat, where he will be spending most of the trial, but he will get up to move around at times. And in the very center is a picture of Aqua. Once everyone is in their spots, one of the prinnies will hit a gavel against the podium in front of it, signaling the start of the trial.

It's time to find Aqua's killer.


EDIT: voting link

Comments

[merirut]

[Well, Repel is definitely a buff that exists in gbf so it's not completely unheard of for him but. He is 90% it doesn't work by literally being bouncy??]

I've seen such barriers before, but I doubt it's because of their elasticity of all things.

[houndumb]

What bends doesn't break!! That's totally a magic principle, you just don't know it well enough.

[He's bullshitting so hard. But it sounds like something Rivan or Bajee or one of the Generals back home would say, so he's going with it. Too bad.]

[merirut]

Hmph, magic is the domain of mortals anyway.

[So like hell he studied any of that shit???]

What are you even suggesting that you would do with this ridiculous car of yours?

[houndumb]

That's just 'cause ya don't know demons well enough either, ha!!

[I don't know where he gets off being smug here but well. He does it anyway.]

An' what do you think? I'd just drive it through everything and anybody in my way. Bounce 'em all the way to outer space and then slap 'em with the squid tentacles.

[DUH.]

[merirut]

...And I'm glad I don't, if this is the level of stupidity that I would need to deal with day-to-day.

[He doesn't really even know what to say about all of this?? Why even.]

And you wouldn't be able to hit them with any tentacles if they were already in space.

[houndumb]

Still ain't as stupid as TOY CARS, archangel.

[WHY NOT EVEN]

You're sayin' that like squid ain't stupidly sticky. The squid car would be in space too, obviously.

[This is one real decked out vehicle.]

[merirut]

If we weren't currently talking about a squid car, I may have agreed with you.

[There may be a small part of Sandalphon that is actually thinking about the physics of squid car with sticky tentacles being in space. After ruminating on this matter for ten seconds, he comes to the conclusion that Nora is still an idiot.]

And then you'd be dead because you can't breathe in space.

[houndumb]

At least a squid car's got somethin' more going for it than hitting you in the ankles!!

[Sandalphon is a nerd, but also Nora is indeed an idiot and also ridiculous, so they're pretty even here.]

An' what'd I say? Barrier spells, duh.

[He still can't do barrier spells worth shit but that's not important right now.]