Opinions without 3.1415 are just Onions (Week1 post trial)

[ghostricked]

After everything, the house seems almost too still and too mundane. At least as long as the doors to that room remain closed. One by one those covered in what was once their teammate are lead to the showers or change in silence. There is no warm meal waiting for them. No words of encouragement.

Life goes on, regardless.

Comments

[soupervillain]

Cooking and cleaning isn't a hobby either! That's chores! So what do you do for exercise? Kick people?

[ No he is absolutely never going to let that go, thanks. ]

[tsunderine]

Sorry that chores are my hobby. I find cooking fun, thank you very much.

[it's a good distraction honestly

too bad we get none of that now, since there's no food to cook with]

... And no?

I have weights and proper exercise routines.

[soupervillain]

[ Sigh. ] You know what, I... ugh, I shouldn't have said that, about the chores thing. People make fun of my hobbies too. I just - sorry.

...Have any good soup recipes?

[tsunderine]

Hm?

What are you hobbies, then?

[mildly curious as she's trying to play nice]

As for soup recipes, I know some. I will admit that there are spicy ones, though.

[soupervillain]

Well, baseball you know already, but also... knitting. Yeah, I knit, okay?! You better not get on my case about it!

[ he Will cry ]

And, hey, I don't mind spicy. I got all kinds of soups in my repertoire. Wanna compare sometime? Your elbow grease versus my epithet!

[tsunderine]

...why would I get on your case about it? Knitting is useful.

[and she isn't being sarcastic about that in any way, shape or form]

I wouldn't mind, although we'd have to find ingredients.

[soupervillain]

...'Cause it's not, like, cool? Or evil? When you think "world-conquering supervillain", you don't really think "knit one, purl two", you know?

Okay, if we ever find a pantry in this stupid house, I challenge you to a soup-off! May the best soup win!

[tsunderine]

. . . maybe you should quit your day job.

[like seriously, the 'evil' life doesn't suit you, Giovanni, you're not evil enough]

Well, if there's any ingredients left.

[soupervillain]

Are you kidding? I'm not quitting the Banzai Blasters!!

[ Not for, like, one more episode of his canon, anyway. Spoilers? ]

And there better be! I can't keep eating these dumb rations forever, and it's kind of weird to eat my own soup, you know?

[tsunderine]

...why did you join them to begin with?

[mildly curious and ignoring his question since yeah. that's pretty obvious.]

[soupervillain]

Because I have a dream! I want to make the world a better place for bad guys everywhere! And if I rise high enough in the BB ranks, I can wield the power to make that dream a reality!

[ look, he will eat his own soup, but only if he gets desperate ok ]

[tsunderine]

.......why?

[that's all she's got, because it questions everything that she wants to ask all balled up in one.]

[soupervillain]

Have you seen the way some other bad guys treat their minions? Like they're disposable! It's not right! When I rule the world, we'll have boss-minion equality! That includes you, Nemesis. We may not always get along, but you're still my minion, and I respect you!

[tsunderine]

... do you not realize that the reason they do that is because they're bad, and therefore, don't care?

[soupervillain]

They should care! Being a bad guy doesn't mean you have to be a bad guy!

[tsunderine]

[this isn't Wreck it Ralph, not that Tohsaka would know that movie to begin with...]

But doesn't that defeat the purpose of being a 'bad guy' to begin with?

[soupervillain]

...No? Maybe? I guess being mean is one way to be a bad guy, but it's not the only way. You can still do crimes without being a jerk!

[tsunderine]

...

[.........]

Doing a crime in of itself is... being a 'jerk', though.

[soupervillain]

...Wait, what?

[tsunderine]

Did you not realize that...? Doing a 'crime', doing something bad means hurting someone. Not necessarily physically, but emotionally, too.

Like theft, or murder.

[soupervillain]

Whoa, whoa, I'm not gonna murder anyone! And theft isn't hurting anyone except The Man... and maybe the girls we were gonna throw our stolen cursed swords at.