Week 5, Saturday

[foundationmods]

[Saturday arrives, and the contestants are welcomed back to the Studio officially at noon. When they arrive, they ill find that the entire place has been rebuilt, and that both the power and the cameras are back on. It took a week, but those prinnies have been working hard.

The studio is ready for them, with the stage having a raised circular platform on it. On that platform are twelve smaller circular platforms, arranged in a semi-circle so that everyone can see everyone and also be seen by the cameras once they are in place. There appear to be no assigned spots, but only one person is able to enter each spot.

Dazai stands there as well, smiling and ushering everyone in.]

Come on in! Pick a platform, and we'll get started.

Comments

[failsaw]

What, you want to collect all your own points for yourself? I didn't know you were trying to die.

[houndumb]

I COULD COLLECT SOME POINTS JUST FINE, DAMN CHAINSAW.

[Judging by the questions he would have collected like 20 points but anyway.]

[failsaw]

Yeah, like two points.

[houndumb]

Hmph. I bet you'd get like NEGATIVE two points.

[failsaw]

Just because I'm an abrasive asshole doesn't mean I'm an idiot, yeah?

[houndumb]

It means you're an abrasive asshole idiot???

[HE'S GOING TO DIE ON THIS TRIVIAL HILL]

[failsaw]

Why the fuck do you think I want to spend my entire life listening to you yap in circles?

[houndumb]

Because you're fucking stuck here same as the rest of us and I don't yap or do anything in circles, asshole. I'm always talkin' sense.

[failsaw]

... you really fuckin' think that, don't you?

[houndumb]

I don't think that, I KNOW that.

[He's totally puffing up and seems to be convinced of this, so. Good luck, chainsaw.]

[failsaw]

... yeah I'm sure you fuckin' do.

[houndumb]

Yeah, WELL. If I get more points than you in this stupid game then you GOTTA do what I told you to yesterday. How about that?!

[When in doubt turn it into a challenge--]

[failsaw]

No. [Look, she doesn't need to rise to the bait today. She isn't trying to draw attention to herself, and she just... she's tired. This week was a lot.]

[houndumb]

What, backing down now 'cause you failed at murder??

[I'm sorry, he's never backed up from anything in his life but ganba Giriko. Nora will always be loud and too much no matter what, even if everything is indeed a lot.]

[failsaw]

You can think whatever the fuck you want to think.

[houndumb]

Ha. You REALLY wanna get away from that punishment, huh.

[failsaw]

It's a fuckin' stupid punishment.

[houndumb]

What, you'd rather he cut your throat or somethin'?

[failsaw]

No! But this is just-- it's stupid! [look she's into being humiliated and following embarrassing orders but not like this]

[houndumb]

So was your plan, so you totally deserve it.

[Her plan was actually kind of intriguing and he's taking notes but he'll admit that when all the worlds end, thanks. Also wow he does not need to know anything about her kinks, bye.]

[failsaw]

Fuck you! Something got fucked up with the golem, that doesn't mean the plan was shit!

[houndumb]

If you woulda had a REAL plan it wouldn't matter if the golem was fucked with or not???

[failsaw]

What the fuck are you even trying to say?

[houndumb]

That the plan was shit. Obviously.

[failsaw]

The plan was fine. It just got fucked up.