Week 5, Saturday

[foundationmods]

[Saturday arrives, and the contestants are welcomed back to the Studio officially at noon. When they arrive, they ill find that the entire place has been rebuilt, and that both the power and the cameras are back on. It took a week, but those prinnies have been working hard.

The studio is ready for them, with the stage having a raised circular platform on it. On that platform are twelve smaller circular platforms, arranged in a semi-circle so that everyone can see everyone and also be seen by the cameras once they are in place. There appear to be no assigned spots, but only one person is able to enter each spot.

Dazai stands there as well, smiling and ushering everyone in.]

Come on in! Pick a platform, and we'll get started.

Comments

[failsaw]

How about you give us some fucking information about that asshole before you just wander off.

Is he gonna be a problem this weekend, or does he just like fucking with you in particular?

[guileturncoat]

I...honestly don't know why he came here. I think it's meant to be a warning for me.

[He does sound nervous as he speaks too.]

But that guy? That's 'Mission Control'. He's the one in charge of Site 4 right now.

[failsaw]

You've been fucking up enough, it's a surprise it took him this long.

If he's decided to waltz in here in person, that means it's getting close to the fuckin' climax of this shitty experience, yeah? Why the fuck do you think we'll have until Monday?

[guileturncoat]

Because my time limit to comply with his demands is always Monday by noon. He's tough, but fair. He'll give me until then to comply.

[failsaw]

You trust him to stick to the schedule?

[guileturncoat]

Like I said, he's tough but fair. He'll cut someone down mercilessly if they're a threat, but he prefers not to fight.

[failsaw]

Even at this stage?

[guileturncoat]

Even at this stage. Out of everyone who-

[Right, the cameras.]

...has those particular feelings we discussed, he's at least semi-reasonable.

[failsaw]

Hm. [Okay, fine. After this week, she doesn't really have it in her to argue.]

Hopefully you're right.

[houndumb]

HOW COME YOU'LL TELL THE CHAINSAW BUT NOT ME.

[Of course it could also be different questions but Nora's just being loud right now.]

[failsaw]

[Flips him off without looking.]

[houndumb]

[FLIPS HER OFF ALSO WITHOUT LOOKING]

[guileturncoat]

What are you even talking about? You guys asked different questions!

[houndumb]

We totally asked the exact same question??

[guileturncoat]

She asked it by making a good point.

[houndumb]

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID TWO SECONDS AGO.

[guileturncoat]

Well it's what I'm saying now.

[houndumb]

This is why you suck as a Host!!!

[bork bork bork]

[guileturncoat]

[He mimes a dog barking motion with his hand.]

[houndumb]

[THROWS A TOMATO AT HIM!! Some things don't change.]