Week 4, Saturday

[foundationmods]

[As everyone files into the studio once more, they will be invited up on stage instead of to their audience seats as they normally are. On the far left of the stage is a set of 16 chairs, one for each living contestant, arranged in two rows of 8. On the right is a podium for Dazai to stand at, and in the center is a big board with spaces and numbers on it.

Once everyone gets settled in, it's time for the game.]

Comments

[houndumb]

Three meals, snacks an' a jelly demon!

[Nora that's literally just you, the jelly demon part.]

[darkremnants]

They give you food there.

[houndumb]

It ain't enough food and all of it tries to run away from you??

[NORA WHAT KIND OF HOSPITALS DID YOU STAY AT-- the demon ones. Yeah.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

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[houndumb]

[STOP JUDGING HIM HE'S NEVER BEEN TO A HUMAN HOSPITAL]

[odasaku]

Most human hospitals don't have moving food.

[houndumb]

It didn't say HUMAN hospitals??

[But maybe he should have thought of it anyway? There's a grouchy noise but then he thinks for a moment. Hm.]

... That means you gotta bring a cryin' relative and a wheelchair then.

[odasaku]

The hospital usually lends you the wheelchair, but I guess the relative works.

[houndumb]

How'm I suppose to know, they always go into the hospital in a wheelchair on TV. Unless they go in on a stretcher!

[You can't bring a stretcher either.]

[odasaku]

That's where they put you when you go on an ambulance, so you don't need to bring that either.

[houndumb]

Wait, if you're gettin' thrown in an ambulance you don't got time to bring anything, so I wonder if just nothing's also an answer?

[odasaku]

But usually you carry somethin' with you. A wallet or even the clothes on your back. That might count.

Also you're not always gonna go on an ambulance. Sometimes people drive you.

[houndumb]

Why are hospitals this fuckin' complicated, just use healing magic.

[He can't even use healing magic......]

[odasaku]

Not everyone's that lucky.

[iblistriggered]

Uh... usually food doesn’t try and run away. That said, I’ve heard hospital food sucks, so you might want to bring your own snacks.

[houndumb]

Hospital food definitely sucks, it all looks like somethin' they scraped up from the bottom of the pot after you're done boiling soup.

[Why are his food descriptions so vivid.]

[failsaw]

The fuck is a jelly demon?

[houndumb]

S'a demon that looks like jelly with a weird face on it. Obviously.

[He's still really good at descriptions.]

[failsaw]

And why the fuck do you think a normal person would fucking bring one to a hospital?!

[houndumb]

NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NORMAL PEOPLE. 'Sides, they're everywhere already, obviously I'd bring one to the hospital.

[failsaw]

Yeah he fuckin' did! He said he asked on the internet, a-- [look they're yelling over each other we know this but that last comment gets Giriko to stop mid-sentence.]

What. The. Fuck.

When have you see a fucking jelly demon at all in this world!?

[houndumb]

[There's a blink when Giriko just does a screeching left turn into a seemingly irrelevant side-street of the topic.]

... Obviously I was talkin' about demon hospitals!! If you're goin' to say there's no demon hospitals or jelly demons in this world, then I'll laugh when the SCP proves you wrong AND another corpse drops on our heads!!!

[failsaw]

... you're not even worth TALKING TO! Every fuckin' conversation I have with you is the stupidest conversation I've had in my life!

[houndumb]

[His hackles go ALL THE WAY UP THERE.]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED TALKIN' TO ME, QUIT COMPLAINING! And the conversation makes perfect fucking sense!!