Week 4, Saturday

[foundationmods]

[As everyone files into the studio once more, they will be invited up on stage instead of to their audience seats as they normally are. On the far left of the stage is a set of 16 chairs, one for each living contestant, arranged in two rows of 8. On the right is a podium for Dazai to stand at, and in the center is a big board with spaces and numbers on it.

Once everyone gets settled in, it's time for the game.]

Comments

[houndumb]

It ain't enough food and all of it tries to run away from you??

[NORA WHAT KIND OF HOSPITALS DID YOU STAY AT-- the demon ones. Yeah.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

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[houndumb]

[STOP JUDGING HIM HE'S NEVER BEEN TO A HUMAN HOSPITAL]

[odasaku]

Most human hospitals don't have moving food.

[houndumb]

It didn't say HUMAN hospitals??

[But maybe he should have thought of it anyway? There's a grouchy noise but then he thinks for a moment. Hm.]

... That means you gotta bring a cryin' relative and a wheelchair then.

[odasaku]

The hospital usually lends you the wheelchair, but I guess the relative works.

[houndumb]

How'm I suppose to know, they always go into the hospital in a wheelchair on TV. Unless they go in on a stretcher!

[You can't bring a stretcher either.]

[odasaku]

That's where they put you when you go on an ambulance, so you don't need to bring that either.

[houndumb]

Wait, if you're gettin' thrown in an ambulance you don't got time to bring anything, so I wonder if just nothing's also an answer?

[odasaku]

But usually you carry somethin' with you. A wallet or even the clothes on your back. That might count.

Also you're not always gonna go on an ambulance. Sometimes people drive you.

[houndumb]

Why are hospitals this fuckin' complicated, just use healing magic.

[He can't even use healing magic......]

[odasaku]

Not everyone's that lucky.

[iblistriggered]

Uh... usually food doesn’t try and run away. That said, I’ve heard hospital food sucks, so you might want to bring your own snacks.

[houndumb]

Hospital food definitely sucks, it all looks like somethin' they scraped up from the bottom of the pot after you're done boiling soup.

[Why are his food descriptions so vivid.]