Week 3, Saturday

[foundationmods]

This time, when everyone files into the studio, they aren't escorted to their seats. Instead, they are sent to podiums up on the stage arrange in a semi-circle. Everyone can see each other, and everyone is also visible to the cameras. Off to stage right is a jury box with 12 prinnies in it, all in various states of 'fancy dress'. One is wearing a suit top, another a blouse, one a huge Colonial-era wig. To stage left at box 0 is Dazai's seat, where he will be spending most of the trial, but he will get up to move around at times. And in the very center is a picture of Aqua. Once everyone is in their spots, one of the prinnies will hit a gavel against the podium in front of it, signaling the start of the trial.

It's time to find Aqua's killer.


EDIT: voting link

Comments

[houndumb]

[I mean, yeah, but it's not the only reason!!!!]

'Cause it tastes like somebody killed someone, mummified their corpse, put it in a blender an' then burnt it to a crisp and stuck it in a cup??

[hatesdeerstalkers]

[He snrks at that.]

You can be rather descriptive when you want to be, hm?

[houndumb]

I'M ALWAYS DESCRIPTIVE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!

[hatesdeerstalkers]

....Do you even know what descriptive means?

[LOOK.

YOU HAVE PROVED YOU'RE A MEATHEAD, NORA.]

[houndumb]

OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT DESCRIPTIVE MEANS.

[SO WHAT IF HE'S A MEATHEAD, WOW.]

[prayerwheel]

That's a bit extreme just for distaste, don't you think? Do you have some traumatic experiences with coffee?

[ smiiiiiiile ]

[houndumb]

Traumatic doesn't even cover it!!

[He's being a drama queen.]

[prayerwheel]

Care to share?

[ alright she's definitely egging him on at this point, but she's also very curious

wtf happened to you nora??? ]

[houndumb]

THAT--

[He's pointing at Sandalphon, yes.]

FUCKER an' his stupid coffee and his stupid challenges and his stupid kitchens!!

[That doesn't help at all, RIP.]

[prayerwheel]

Were you horribly tortured with coffee? Oh my. How cruel.

[iblistriggered]

He's definitely got some coffee PTSD....

[oceanicbutterfly]

A victim of coffee......

[houndumb]

I'M GOIN' TO MAKE YOU ALL REGRET LAUGHING ABOUT COFFEE ONE DAY.

[Soon everyone will have regrets, but in backtagland only Nora does at this time.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

It can be bitter, I suppose.

[houndumb]

It's ALWAYS bitter, what the hell is 'can'!!

[duskhound]

That's... certainly some vivid imagery for describing it...

[Is that. Is that something you actually know the taste of...?]

[houndumb]

[Theoretically, most demons can surmise the taste, but.]

There ain't any imagery that can describe how fuckin' horrible it is!!!