Week 1, Saturday Afterparty

[arraignments]

[ OKAY, SO... some of you might have just heard a loud THUNK from the backyard, so feel free to follow Goro (who very quickly runs out there, right around the time thunk is heard) to the backyard.

He kind of just... stops before going all the way out there.

And stares.

For anyone looking around him or over his shoulder, you're going to be treated to the sight of two very large shrimp (WE'RE TALKING... FIFTY POUNDS, EACH, MAYBE, IDK) out there, along with several bags of various other kinds of seafood (i.e. some crab, a lobster, probably some various kinds of fish, who knows). ]

I'm starting to suspect that this house simply gets eager when it comes to seafood, in particular...

Comments

[iblistriggered]

WHY!!!

What IS it with this house and giant seafood?!

[houndumb]

Nothin' wrong with giant seafood? I could probably eat seafood the whole time I'm here if I had to.

[I mean, he's down for eating other stuff because they have enough cooks and general House shenanigans to account for it and he is a gourmet dog (no he actually isn't but he'd like to think), but there's something compelling about just munching down on oversized something every week. Even better if he gets to punch and/or stab it first. What can he say, he's a hunting dog.

Also he hasn't had anything to eat in a record amount of time due to being a literal frog. What do you want from him. Slides in late to this afterparty.]

You ain't hungry after Dazai put us all through our damn paces?

[iblistriggered]

I like seafood as much as the next guy, but the sheer size of this stuff....! It's crazy! And yeah, I could eat... but still.

[houndumb]

Eh, at least it's different kinds off seafood, plus I'm pretty sure I've never seen some of these before? That one's a shrimp, and so is that one--

[Yeah, the seafood is multiplying. Cloning itself?? However the House is doing this. Not to mention that at some point a real big squid has spontaneously dropped into the pool, so now there's that one to contend with, too -- at the moment it appears to be trying to steal the lawn chairs, actually.

It's kind of a miracle they have anything left intact in the backyard at the rate they're going.]

Hey-- Hey!! Give that back!! [Nora's just going to take off running in the middle of the conversation to make a saving dive onto a lawn chair; the unexpected weight gets the squid to at least pause] I'm goin' to eat these guys right off, they're a pain in the ass to keep around even if they're delicious!

... An' don't you dare name this one!!