Week 1, Saturday Afterparty

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[ OKAY, SO... some of you might have just heard a loud THUNK from the backyard, so feel free to follow Goro (who very quickly runs out there, right around the time thunk is heard) to the backyard.

He kind of just... stops before going all the way out there.

And stares.

For anyone looking around him or over his shoulder, you're going to be treated to the sight of two very large shrimp (WE'RE TALKING... FIFTY POUNDS, EACH, MAYBE, IDK) out there, along with several bags of various other kinds of seafood (i.e. some crab, a lobster, probably some various kinds of fish, who knows). ]

I'm starting to suspect that this house simply gets eager when it comes to seafood, in particular...

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[houndumb]

Eh, at least it's different kinds off seafood, plus I'm pretty sure I've never seen some of these before? That one's a shrimp, and so is that one--

[Yeah, the seafood is multiplying. Cloning itself?? However the House is doing this. Not to mention that at some point a real big squid has spontaneously dropped into the pool, so now there's that one to contend with, too -- at the moment it appears to be trying to steal the lawn chairs, actually.

It's kind of a miracle they have anything left intact in the backyard at the rate they're going.]

Hey-- Hey!! Give that back!! [Nora's just going to take off running in the middle of the conversation to make a saving dive onto a lawn chair; the unexpected weight gets the squid to at least pause] I'm goin' to eat these guys right off, they're a pain in the ass to keep around even if they're delicious!

... An' don't you dare name this one!!