A New Friend (?)

[foundationnpcs]

[It is well into the evening on Sunday by the time a strange message pops up on everyone's tablets. It's from an unknown sender, with only a little skull icon to identify himself by.

And this new person has quite a bit to say.]

Well I'm not really sure what the fuck just happened, but that dog bastard is gone so I'm going to assume it went well. Good job, it only took you three weeks to finally make some progress here.

Not that I'm blaming most of you for the complete failures of the previous weeks, all the adults who are supposed to be wrangling the rest of you are too busy wrangling each other's dicks. I expected the love-dodecagon smoochfest from the teenagers, but I expected better of the rest of you. Seriously, priorities? Have you heard of them before?

Anyway, I'm sure you have questions, and I'm in a good mood tonight since you finally got something done. So ask away. I'll be around, until you get too annoying.


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Comments

[whirlingmace]

Well
It's Inalin
You think it has to do with Atsushi?

[theycallhimmrpchan]

So... Atsushi is a furry?

[whirlingmace]

When he turns into a big cat!
He has a lot of hair.
So maybe it's that?

A wonder why that's an insult though?
Wouldn't it be really nice to snuggle up to a big big kitty?

[theycallhimmrpchan]

I guess that makes sense?

[whirlingmace]

I want to go hug a big kitty now

[ here kitty kitty ]

[moonlightbeast]

[Well he's around, since he's watching this shitshow.]

[whirlingmace]

[ She'll be quiet on the chat program but it won't be long until he may hear rapid foot steps as she goes to basically do what she said. Have a hug!!! ]

[moonlightbeast]

[sdfjsdlkfj]

H-hi, Cinque-san...

[whirlingmace]

Hey hey.

[ Thinking ]

Do I count as a furry now?

[moonlightbeast]

N-no, Cinque-san. A furry is...um.

It's not about hugging.

[Today's knowledge: Atsushi knows full well what a furry is.]

[whirlingmace]

Oh? Then what's a furry?

[ Pls share with the rest of the class ]

[moonlightbeast]

...

Ask Inaba.

[whirlingmace]

Hmm. Okay.

[ :< wow. Maybe she'll just ask Appy when she hugs him. For now though just going to give him another hug. ]

[moonlightbeast]

[That's alright. Atsushi will actually hug her in return this time.]

[resortghosts]

. . . it's more like I'm the furry, if anything, and the answer is more "I'm into Atsushi because of his personality" rather than "I'm into him because he's a fucking tiger".

[moonlightbeast]

Inaba, please! You're not a furry, I'm not a tiger, and this really isn't relevant to anything right now!

[He wants to nope out of this entire conversation so hard, but. Correcting misunderstandings.]

[resortghosts]

Don't make me reveal your secrets, Nakajima Atsushi.

[moonlightbeast]

[WHY WOULD YOU THREATEN THAT]

Inaba! I told you all of that in confidence!

[He. Actually seems a bit distressed now.]

[resortghosts]

Don't piss me off and I won't say anything, then.

Or maybe we can make a deal in private?

[moonlightbeast]

[Atsushi reads that, and he frowns.

He types a quick 'later' and then. Stops responding to Inaba.]

[theycallhimmrpchan]

So... that explains that weird convention I passed through a few months back. Thought it was for sports mascots.

[resortghosts]

Wait.

You went to a furry convention?

[theycallhimmrpchan]

I guess? I made a wrong turn found myself there, and some guy in a bat costume escorted me out. It was a confusing few hours

[resortghosts]

Wow.

You really are bad...