A New Friend (?)

[foundationnpcs]

[It is well into the evening on Sunday by the time a strange message pops up on everyone's tablets. It's from an unknown sender, with only a little skull icon to identify himself by.

And this new person has quite a bit to say.]

Well I'm not really sure what the fuck just happened, but that dog bastard is gone so I'm going to assume it went well. Good job, it only took you three weeks to finally make some progress here.

Not that I'm blaming most of you for the complete failures of the previous weeks, all the adults who are supposed to be wrangling the rest of you are too busy wrangling each other's dicks. I expected the love-dodecagon smoochfest from the teenagers, but I expected better of the rest of you. Seriously, priorities? Have you heard of them before?

Anyway, I'm sure you have questions, and I'm in a good mood tonight since you finally got something done. So ask away. I'll be around, until you get too annoying.


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Comments

[foundationnpcs]

Get home, mostly.

I've got a wife and kids to think about, you know.

[resortghosts]

No he doesn't. I'm the closest thing he has to a kid.

[latebluemer]

... Thanks, Kurosaki-san.

[She can't really send sympathy through text but anyway she tried.]

[foundationnpcs]

You're the redheaded step-child foisted off on me by my asshole friend who wanted to go honeymooning with his girlfriend.

I would not be surprised if you start screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD" at me.

[resortghosts]

I don't know about that.

A dad doesn't shoot his child in the chest and head with a shotgun at close range.

[foundationnpcs]

Hey now, be fair here.

I said I'm the step-dad.

[resortghosts]

I'm saying you're not even a dad at all.

You left me. Alone. For six months, all because you were scared.

As far as I'm concerned, you're not even a leader.

[foundationnpcs]

Hey, fuck you! I couldn't even see you until just recently!

[resortghosts]

....What are you talking about?

[foundationnpcs]

I can see you.

I didn't see you before.

[latebluemer]

... What happens if a ghost gets to you and leaves in your body? Since that seems to be the key here.

[foundationnpcs]

They get to use whatever powers you have. And for me, that's bad. Very bad.

[latebluemer]

Yeah, we noticed that when Flat-san had the Barghest in him. How bad is it?

[foundationnpcs]

Bad enough that the Foundation would call in an airstrike on our location if they thought I was compromised.

No seriously, that's in my file. Which is why I'm not fucking around here.

[whirlingmace]

Whoa
You must be super strong

[latebluemer]

Does that mean there's a way for the Foundation to know what goes on here? Or a way to contact them? If you haven't noticed, we're kind of surrounded by a void.

[foundationnpcs]

That's because this SCP 'moves'. It's probably moving right now. When it settles again, there won't be a void anymore.

[latebluemer]

I'm not so sure about that. The ghosts have said that the void was there even before this week.

[resortghosts]

It might have put us in another dimension inside of itself. It's not entirely unheard of.

[resortghosts]

Is that why you shot Ichigo?

To keep him from being possessed?

[foundationnpcs]

I thought he already was. He was talking to himself.

I wouldn't have killed him if I hadn't thought he was already gone.

[resortghosts]

YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET ME EXPLAIN

DID YOU NOT LOOK AT MY FILE?!

[foundationnpcs]

After the fact, yes.

[resortghosts]

........

You are a complete and utter buffoon. Do you not know ANYTHING about the boy you were SUPPOSED to be watching over?!

[foundationnpcs]

Not that it's any of your business, but we had been working together for months. At that point I kind of expected him to tell me ahead of time about important shit.