A New Friend (?)

[foundationnpcs]

[It is well into the evening on Sunday by the time a strange message pops up on everyone's tablets. It's from an unknown sender, with only a little skull icon to identify himself by.

And this new person has quite a bit to say.]

Well I'm not really sure what the fuck just happened, but that dog bastard is gone so I'm going to assume it went well. Good job, it only took you three weeks to finally make some progress here.

Not that I'm blaming most of you for the complete failures of the previous weeks, all the adults who are supposed to be wrangling the rest of you are too busy wrangling each other's dicks. I expected the love-dodecagon smoochfest from the teenagers, but I expected better of the rest of you. Seriously, priorities? Have you heard of them before?

Anyway, I'm sure you have questions, and I'm in a good mood tonight since you finally got something done. So ask away. I'll be around, until you get too annoying.


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Comments

[resortghosts]

This is what happens when they send a soldier to do a scientist's job.

I believe your perception may be altered. For an organism that can so easily distort time and space, I'm sure making the brain look like a control module is child's play. I must humbly request you get out of there immediately.

[foundationnpcs]

Hm, you make a good argument. Allow me to present a strong, well-thought-out counter-argument:

No.

[resortghosts]

Well, I tried, and therefore no one can criticize me!

What, exactly, do you think the Resort is?

[foundationnpcs]

SCP-6893

[resortghosts]

Yes, I am aware of the Resort's designation. That is not what I meant and you know it.

[foundationnpcs]

:)

[resortghosts]

You realize I have the last piece of the puzzle, don't you? I know who the spider is.

And if you want to know, you need to start being more forthcoming.

[foundationnpcs]

You have, once again, provided an excellent argument.

Fine.

Here's where I am.

[resortghosts]

My canon is from 2001

And even for me, that's an old meme.

[foundationnpcs]

[resortghosts]

We're done here.