A New Friend (?)

[foundationnpcs]

[It is well into the evening on Sunday by the time a strange message pops up on everyone's tablets. It's from an unknown sender, with only a little skull icon to identify himself by.

And this new person has quite a bit to say.]

Well I'm not really sure what the fuck just happened, but that dog bastard is gone so I'm going to assume it went well. Good job, it only took you three weeks to finally make some progress here.

Not that I'm blaming most of you for the complete failures of the previous weeks, all the adults who are supposed to be wrangling the rest of you are too busy wrangling each other's dicks. I expected the love-dodecagon smoochfest from the teenagers, but I expected better of the rest of you. Seriously, priorities? Have you heard of them before?

Anyway, I'm sure you have questions, and I'm in a good mood tonight since you finally got something done. So ask away. I'll be around, until you get too annoying.


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Comments

[foundationnpcs]

Look, I really don't care what all of you call me.

Half of you probably won't survive this thing anyway, and even if Sword-Nerd saves all of your souls it's not like I'll see any of you that often outside of here. Most of you don't even work in the same department as me.

Just call me whatever you want.

[xenoqueen]

ok, whatever you want.

[wrongtiming]

Well excuse me princess

Anyways who are you in a broader sense? Like what are you here to do

[foundationnpcs]

Secure, Contain, Protect.

I was on the 'secure' step when everything went to shit.

[wrongtiming]

Can you be more specific on the "went to shit" stuff

[foundationnpcs]

I could.

But I don't want to.

[wrongtiming]

Don't you think that's something we should know if we're supposed to help

[foundationnpcs]

Sighhhhhh fine

[Yes, he typed that out.]

The ghosts started noticing us.

[wrongtiming]

And that was bad because?

[foundationnpcs]

They eat people.

[whirlingmace]

[ #notallghosts ]

[resortghosts]

And? There are hundreds of known SCPs that eat people. This is not exactly an uncommon occurrence, nor is it automatic grounds for neutralization, you oaf.

[foundationnpcs]

Don't make me kinkshame you, spiderbait.

[resortghosts]

Ah but CAN you kinkshame someone who has no shame? ;)