A New Friend (?)

[foundationnpcs]

[It is well into the evening on Sunday by the time a strange message pops up on everyone's tablets. It's from an unknown sender, with only a little skull icon to identify himself by.

And this new person has quite a bit to say.]

Well I'm not really sure what the fuck just happened, but that dog bastard is gone so I'm going to assume it went well. Good job, it only took you three weeks to finally make some progress here.

Not that I'm blaming most of you for the complete failures of the previous weeks, all the adults who are supposed to be wrangling the rest of you are too busy wrangling each other's dicks. I expected the love-dodecagon smoochfest from the teenagers, but I expected better of the rest of you. Seriously, priorities? Have you heard of them before?

Anyway, I'm sure you have questions, and I'm in a good mood tonight since you finally got something done. So ask away. I'll be around, until you get too annoying.


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Comments

[theycallhimmrpchan]

Oh that guy. That explains things - as much as one can explain that jerk.

[foundationnpcs]

Yeah, he's an ass.

And my doctor actually likes working with him, so I have to see his stupid clown-face all the damn time.

[theycallhimmrpchan]

If I weren't so annoyed by sheer bullshit everyone's going through right now, I'd pity you for that misfortune.

Also, you should apologize to Owain-san for choking him.

[foundationnpcs]

I probably should, yeah.

[But he's not going to.]

[theycallhimmrpchan]

You better.

[A few minutes pass, after he reads the rest of the log]

So who did you piss off?

[foundationnpcs]

A lot of people here, apparently.

[theycallhimmrpchan]

Damn right.

But I mean to get assigned here.

[If he could only reach out and bonk someone]

[foundationnpcs]

Nothing? It was just business as usual.

Hell, before the ghosts started acting up, it was assumed to be a low-casualty SCP.