A New Friend (?)

[foundationnpcs]

[It is well into the evening on Sunday by the time a strange message pops up on everyone's tablets. It's from an unknown sender, with only a little skull icon to identify himself by.

And this new person has quite a bit to say.]

Well I'm not really sure what the fuck just happened, but that dog bastard is gone so I'm going to assume it went well. Good job, it only took you three weeks to finally make some progress here.

Not that I'm blaming most of you for the complete failures of the previous weeks, all the adults who are supposed to be wrangling the rest of you are too busy wrangling each other's dicks. I expected the love-dodecagon smoochfest from the teenagers, but I expected better of the rest of you. Seriously, priorities? Have you heard of them before?

Anyway, I'm sure you have questions, and I'm in a good mood tonight since you finally got something done. So ask away. I'll be around, until you get too annoying.


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Comments

[foundationnpcs]

Because I know how to get us all out of here. Is that a good enough reason for you?

[tacticalespionageaction]

How long do you plan to dangle that over our heads?

[foundationnpcs]

It's not that hard: kill the ghosts, and we all get to go home.

[tacticalespionageaction]

And how can we be sure you'll stick to that?

[foundationnpcs]

Because I'm not a psychopath who lies?

[tacticalespionageaction]

You don't have to be a psychopath to be a liar.

But you've been hiding this whole time, and you've held back the escape route all while kids have been killed. Can't say I'm not suspicious.

[foundationnpcs]

Well I don't HAVE to tell you the way out, if you really want to find it on your own.

[tacticalespionageaction]

[hrnrnghghhh]

Why haven't you said anything sooner?

[foundationnpcs]

I was busy.

[tacticalespionageaction]

Seriously? With what?

It better have been damn important.

[foundationnpcs]

I was attempting to sow a field to grow my fucks in.

Sadly, it is barren.

[tacticalespionageaction]

Is that all you have to say for yourself?

[foundationnpcs]

I don't really expect any of you to like me. Just cooperate with me until we all get out of here, and then you can keep telling me 'fuck you' or whatever.

[tacticalespionageaction]

Seems like you want to cooperate on your terms alone. People could've been saved if you weren't so "busy" earlier.

[foundationnpcs]

People could've been saved if you guys had your shit together and didn't vote to execute innocent people too, but we can all see how that went.

[tacticalespionageaction]

We didn't have enough to work with. If you'd given us information, maybe we could have.

[foundationnpcs]

Well, I'm giving you information now. So try not to fuck up.