A New Friend (?)

[foundationnpcs]

[It is well into the evening on Sunday by the time a strange message pops up on everyone's tablets. It's from an unknown sender, with only a little skull icon to identify himself by.

And this new person has quite a bit to say.]

Well I'm not really sure what the fuck just happened, but that dog bastard is gone so I'm going to assume it went well. Good job, it only took you three weeks to finally make some progress here.

Not that I'm blaming most of you for the complete failures of the previous weeks, all the adults who are supposed to be wrangling the rest of you are too busy wrangling each other's dicks. I expected the love-dodecagon smoochfest from the teenagers, but I expected better of the rest of you. Seriously, priorities? Have you heard of them before?

Anyway, I'm sure you have questions, and I'm in a good mood tonight since you finally got something done. So ask away. I'll be around, until you get too annoying.


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Comments

[foundationnpcs]

Watch your fucking mouth, kid.

[HI ICHIGO]

[resortghosts]

Oh what, like you never swore at me or told me to fuck off? I can remember you getting me out of bed at 4 in the goddamn morning yelling at me to get my 'fucking ass up'.

[resortghosts]

[For the ghosts in the audience, Szayel places a hand on Ichigo's shoulder.

Please don't crush all of us because you're angry.]

[resortghosts]

[He's containing his reiatsu Szayel it's fine???]

[resortghosts]

[HE WORRIES OK]

[foundationnpcs]

The early bird gets the worm.

Or some shit like that.

I don't fucking know, work just starts at 5. Don't blame me for the schedules.

[resortghosts]

I know for a fact that it doesn't, you asshole! Not all of us are military super-soldiers like you!

Why the hell did you decide to show your face publicly now, anyway? Because we got the Barghest?

[foundationnpcs]

Yep.

He was the most dangerous one anyway.

[foundationmods]

Isn't it more like an 'it'? At least, that's what szayel says.

And if that's the case - then fuck you, you otaku. You can't just show up now when we've already done all the hard work after threatening me to keep quiet!

[foundationnpcs]

What, do you want an apology for that or something?

[resortghosts]

Yes, actually! An apology - in person - would be fucking great!

[foundationnpcs]

I would say 'don't hold your breath', but you're not exactly breathing right now.

[resortghosts]

YES I AM, I'M A SHINIGAMI! DEATH IS JUST ANOTHER STATE OF BEING FOR ME!

[foundationnpcs]

[resortghosts]

DON'T YOU FUCKING MEME AT ME!!

[foundationnpcs]

[theycallhimmrpchan]

Are you sure you can't tell us where you are

[Because wow, fuck you dude]

[foundationnpcs]

No.

[whirlingmace]

Maybe he's lonely?