A New Friend (?)

[foundationnpcs]

[It is well into the evening on Sunday by the time a strange message pops up on everyone's tablets. It's from an unknown sender, with only a little skull icon to identify himself by.

And this new person has quite a bit to say.]

Well I'm not really sure what the fuck just happened, but that dog bastard is gone so I'm going to assume it went well. Good job, it only took you three weeks to finally make some progress here.

Not that I'm blaming most of you for the complete failures of the previous weeks, all the adults who are supposed to be wrangling the rest of you are too busy wrangling each other's dicks. I expected the love-dodecagon smoochfest from the teenagers, but I expected better of the rest of you. Seriously, priorities? Have you heard of them before?

Anyway, I'm sure you have questions, and I'm in a good mood tonight since you finally got something done. So ask away. I'll be around, until you get too annoying.


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Comments

[foundationnpcs]

Your 'apprentice' friend keeps calling me 'The Outsider', so I guess that works. You can call me that.

Honestly I don't want anything to do with the fuckboy games you all keep playing, but I actually need your help to get out of this place so I can't just ignore all of you.

[13thpromise]

his name is ichigo and its not like we want to play these dumb games either
but if you want us to work together to get out of here were going to need your help too
we did come in here barely knowing anything
so i think if you could tell us more about the resort and the monsters it could help

[foundationnpcs]

Well what do you know, I came in here barely knowing anything too!

Funny how that works.

slides in here

[whirlingmace]

Sounds like that's still the case!

[13thpromise]

so much for him acting like a know it all

[whirlingmace]

Riiiiight.
Maybe it just makes him feel better to think that?

[13thpromise]

yeah i wouldnt be surprised
hes a big jerk

[whirlingmace]

A big HUGE jerk!

[13thpromise]

uh huh definitely

[ but, better than nothing... ]

[13thpromise]

ugh

[ A minute or so later... ]

you made it sound like you actually knew stuff thats why i bothered asking

[foundationnpcs]

I mean I've been here over seven months, I've learned a bit more here than I knew coming in. But the Foundation is pretty bad about informing anyone of anything.

[13thpromise]

...they do seem like they would be

[ Ok...he doesn't know what else to ask, so. ]

so you basically dont know anything about either of those things
is there anything else you can tell us that can help or

[foundationnpcs]

Don't use fire, it won't work.

Beyond that, try testing weaknesses before you go for a kill. You have plenty of that spider silk left, right? Test things on it.

And...whatever that girl lets you do, I guess.

[13thpromise]

i know about the fire thing
it looks like water might be the weakness for the jorogumo though because of the whole spider silk coming away with water

[ ... oh ... ]

...you mean cinque dont you

[foundationnpcs]

Well she did admit to being the doppelganger.

[13thpromise]

im not hurting her

[foundationnpcs]

You found a way to get rid of the dog without killing that girl, didn't you?

Just do the same for the other girl.