A New Friend (?)

[foundationnpcs]

[It is well into the evening on Sunday by the time a strange message pops up on everyone's tablets. It's from an unknown sender, with only a little skull icon to identify himself by.

And this new person has quite a bit to say.]

Well I'm not really sure what the fuck just happened, but that dog bastard is gone so I'm going to assume it went well. Good job, it only took you three weeks to finally make some progress here.

Not that I'm blaming most of you for the complete failures of the previous weeks, all the adults who are supposed to be wrangling the rest of you are too busy wrangling each other's dicks. I expected the love-dodecagon smoochfest from the teenagers, but I expected better of the rest of you. Seriously, priorities? Have you heard of them before?

Anyway, I'm sure you have questions, and I'm in a good mood tonight since you finally got something done. So ask away. I'll be around, until you get too annoying.


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[swordhandled]

[ oh. joy ]

Hm, and what qualifies as annoying?

[foundationnpcs]

Here's a hint: the more I swear, the more annoying you're being.

[swordhandled]

I've been told I have a knack for being annoying.

[foundationnpcs]

So far you're fine.

[swordhandled]

[ TIME FOR REVENGE ]

Then speak quickly! If you have information to share that might aid us in our endeavor to rid ourselves of these spirits that intend to do us harm, now would be the time to do so! As of now, you have been of no help to us in our noble quest to vanquish these foul phantasms from our presence. We've determined for ourselves the method to rid us of the criminally corrupt canine and have successfully saved our dear fated companion from it's grip. Yet, at this time, there still does remain two spectres within our presence, one of whom that we have yet to identify.

Tell us! Is it possible to exorcise these spirits from our companions, as was done with the Barghest?

[foundationnpcs]

Uh.

Maybe?

I don't know.

Your Chuuni-as-fuck powers seem to be working on the resort staff so far, so maybe you can bully the ghosts into fucking off with it.

[swordhandled]

... I had noticed that Staff tend to disappear after I interact with them.

[foundationnpcs]

Yeah.

To be honest you're hurting them as much as I am.

[swordhandled]

Should I continue then?

[foundationnpcs]

Probably not to them.

[swordhandled]

Very well then.

Do you have anything else to share with us?

[foundationnpcs]

I'm pretty sure most of you hate me, and I don't really care about that, but I'm not the enemy here. The ghosts and the resort are.

[swordhandled]

Well, you did choke me and shoot Ichigo.

But, the Resort's the one who started the game, right?

[foundationnpcs]

Yep.

And hell, I bet the resort is what made those ghosts notice Kurosaki and I.

[swordhandled]

This game didn't start when you arrived, correct?

[foundationnpcs]

No, that didn't start until you guys got here.

[swordhandled]

Was it because there were enough people for it to run?