week 1 || act: investigate

[foundationmods]

[Everything is still, silent, and dark - just like it should be.

There's been no indication of trouble, nothing like the last times, when all of you were trapped in games.

If anything, the town is gentle, the people kind....and nothing seems wrong. There's no danger.

Then, why...

Is there a feeling of foreboding?]

Comments

[soupervillain]

If the girl in question is you, I've been working on it every single day!!

[ guys... someone died....... ]

[ugly_split_ends]

Ahahahaha! Maybe you should work on your skills a little more! Or did you pull off some big heist and I just didn't notice?!

[soupervillain]

Wait, are you saying that's something that would turn you off, or on?

[ugly_split_ends]

Hm... Neither. Guess I don't care.

Honestly, I don't think there's a single thing you could do that would turn me on.

[soupervillain]

GOOD!!

[ Once again, his evil plan succeeds flawlessly...? ]

[ugly_split_ends]

Haaaah?! Is this some sort of reverse opposite reverse psychology?!

Oh, I got it! If I say you becoming a master thief would turn me on, you'll have no choice but to stop, forever!

[soupervillain]

Ngh - that's not - I - that doesn't count! You'd only be saying it to mess with me, so you wouldn't mean it! See? I'm wise to your tricks!

[ But he sounds maybe just a little unsure of himself. ]

[ugly_split_ends]

Mm... nah! Even I couldn't laugh at that.

You should go out and live your best life, Oxygen Thief! You do you!

[soupervillain]

I don't know if you're reverse-psychologizing me or not, but I WILL!!