Week 4, Saturday

[foundationmods]

[As everyone files into the studio once more, they will be invited up on stage instead of to their audience seats as they normally are. On the far left of the stage is a set of 16 chairs, one for each living contestant, arranged in two rows of 8. On the right is a podium for Dazai to stand at, and in the center is a big board with spaces and numbers on it.

Once everyone gets settled in, it's time for the game.]

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[foundationmods]

It's good to see everyone here again! I hope you're all ready for a fun game.

[Dazai indicates to the board in the center of the stage.]

Before the start of this game, I went around and asked 100 different people several open-ended questions. Their answers have been compiled into results that can be displayed on this board here. Your job is to guess the most popular answers. If there's 5 different answers, you have to guess all five. If there's eight, then you have to guess all eight.

If you guess wrong, you'll get a strike. Three strikes means you failed the question, and there will be a penalty applied to the final round. There will be six questions total before the final round. Now, I was going to have each team do their own question, but...

[Yeah he. Just glances at Azura.]

I think it would be fairer to let everyone work together to come up with answers.

Oh, and one last thing! The answers will display how many people said that, and you will get that many points. If you can get 450 points total across all the questions, then you will get a bonus to help you in the final round! So even if you fail every question, as long as you get lots of points you might still be okay.

Any questions on how the game works?

[dereban]

[ grimaces at him in like the

'seriously? group family feud?'

type of way.

but also she does have a question ]

. . . is it a penalty for each failed question?

[guileturncoat]

Yep! So you could get up to six penalties total.

[dereban]

Okay, follow up.

Is the final round different than how this game is normally played?

[oceanicbutterfly]

...who did you ask, exactly?

[guileturncoat]

The internet.

[duskhound]

...Somehow, that's an even more worrisome answer than I was expecting.

[Like the internet's not going to go for memes over actual answers to open-ended questions.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

...wonderful.

[darkremnants]

So think like princess then. Got it.

[dereban]

. . . why do I get the feeling that's an insult.

[eldritcheyes]

... so we have to think of the most shitposty, stupid answers. Got it.

[houndumb]

So basically we don't have to know anything at all??

[HE SEEMS ENTHUSED ABOUT THIS PROSPECT]

[eldritcheyes]

Considering how people on the internet don't like giving serious answers and would rather be absolutely insane? Possibly.

[houndumb]

Ha! So I just gotta think like every time I gotta take a test! Got it!

[Uhhhhhhhh you probably don't want to see his test sheets........]

[odasaku]

So this is where we use....memes?

[ oda looks so confused ]

Like, that one frog? Pepe?

[guileturncoat]

Oh my god, why are you so old?

[oceanicbutterfly]

That shouldn't be difficult for you.

[karen.]

[houndumb]

[KAREN]

I KNOW YOU'RE CALLING ME AN IDIOT, I AIN'T ONE.

[overconfidant]

The internet is a big place, Dazai.

Just tell me it wasn't Tumblr.

[guileturncoat]

Of course not, it was the Foundation forums.

[overconfidant]

Oh god. Even worse. Foundation memes. SCP in-jokes.

[eldritcheyes]

[/SNERK]

[overconfidant]

[Akira makes vague gestures at Leo intended to properly convey the absolute seriousness and validity of his concerns!]

[eldritcheyes]

[Yep, just losing his shit even more now.]

[iblistriggered]

[Silver has a weird bubble thing? in his arms]

Not a question, but you have no fabulous mustache. 0/10, Dazai.