MOCK ROUND - WEEK 2 AFTERPARTY

[enter_the_darkness]

It was over... right?

They'd all done their part and participated in her game, and the witch was proving to be good for her word.

Surely, all that was left was for them to be returned home, each wish granted...🗈

[ Of course, not everyone is feeling so optimistic.

Vanitas is hanging out in the kitchen for a long while, a certain baby goat in tow as he seems to... aggressively be tackling a recipe that should be very familiar to Asuma by now (spoiler, it's curry). Vanitas has made it... a few times, since the day it was introduced to him, and it would seem this is something he's not... too bad at?

(Maybe enjoying cooking has a hand in that, but shhhh... Don't tell Vanitas that.)

Another thing that isn't new is the fact that he's made way more than he needed to. After pausing to feed the baby goat more raw meat, he's washing his hands and folding his arms over his chest to stare at the abundance of food... ]

... Don't say anything.

[ That's to Asuma (or anyone else who happens to be passing through the kitchen).

A little later, the food has been put out on the table for nO REASON AT ALL. Goat-kun is sitting on the floor, getting babysat by a small group of Unversed.

They're... playing with him?? Or something. ]

Comments

[overlordad]

[As if summoned by these words, in the distance, one can hear a low bellow. Like the roar of a demon straight out of hell.

It gets louder. Louder...

Until Takashi bursts in the room from...somewhere? Dressed in a very reveling black dress that's only half on, with half tied bows in his hair and heels. Which he has no issues running in on his way to just... grab Jack from behind and fucking suplexing him]

DID YOU THINK A WITCH WOULD KEEP YOU SAFE, SHITHEAD???!

[dawnwardspiral]

[ wtf just happened ]

[enter_the_darkness]

I think your boyfriend's dead now.

1/2

[dawnwardspiral]

...No, he's not. He's probably fine, even after all of th-

[ -Wait a fucking moment. ]

2/2

[dawnwardspiral]

He's not my boyfriend.

[ Why ]

[enter_the_darkness]

[ Sloooooow grin~ ]

[dawnwardspiral]

[ AUGH he wants to throw something really, but he's not the type of person to do that often, so he'll just...cross his arms instead and frown!! ]

[helmdivide]

[ And Jack is missing this whole exchange ]

[enter_the_darkness]

[ That gets an actual laugh. ]

Something wrong?

[dawnwardspiral]

No.

[ Super convincing eh ]

[enter_the_darkness]

Whateeeeever you say.

[dawnwardspiral]

[ A small 'hmph' escapes him!! ]

[helmdivide]

[ HE DID NOT EXPECT THAT!!!

And he gets fucking suplexed ]

Ow! Hey! What the-

[ He's on the ground and is already pushing himself to fall away from Takashi when

he sees

that fucking dress and bows. ]

Hey, are you playing dress up?

[overlordad]

[He rolls back to his feet]

....

[And steps on with said heels]

Wanna say that again, J a c k ?

[helmdivide]

[ He's on the ground still. Looking at those heels... yikes. Closing his legs.

Let's just rock himself backwards quick to do back flip and get back standing cause NOPE. ]

Are you playing dress up? Black looks pretty cool, but maybe blue would look better?

[overlordad]

... blue would match my eyes better, but this was the witch's idea.

[Takashi plz]

And didn't I tell you not to feed the kid junk?!

[helmdivide]

Hey, a little won't hurt him. I gave him all the good stuff first.

[ That balances it out, riiight? ]

[overlordad]

If he gets sick it better be in your bed.

[helmdivide]

Are you telling me I can keep your kid over night?

[overlordad]

...

Only if it's not just you. And not just Riku- I can't trust you two to not get distracted with each other.

[helmdivide]

[ Wow. That gets him to stumble on his words for a second. ]

Huh? What do you mean by that?

[overlordad]

You know what I mean... I trust you to not seriously hurt what's mine. Don't make me second guess that, Jack.

[That sounds like a threat, but... progress?]

[enter_the_darkness]

He means you'll be too busy making out or something.

[ Siiiiip ]

[enter_the_darkness]

Nah, I got it.

[ That came out a little more forcefully than he meant............ ]

[overlordad]

Well yeah, I assumed that much.

[He smirks]