I don't know how handmade you can call this, but I'll count it as something unique, regardless.
Just don't let it go to your head too much.
[Today really has been a day; both his mood and his literal soul have been stretched and twisted and bounced about like so much silly putty and they weren't particularly stretchy in the first place after spending enough time marinating in miasma to put the ghosts themselves and all their jacuzzis to shame. And then some.
But it's fine to to ignore all of that for a moment, just because they're not in that house anymore and he can make a volley of jabs at the same time as he can move to a non-spider infested room and a real bathroom just to get a change of clothes he doesn't have to wash himself.
That might be the most disorienting thing today, come to think of it.]
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Just don't let it go to your head too much.
[Today really has been a day; both his mood and his literal soul have been stretched and twisted and bounced about like so much silly putty and they weren't particularly stretchy in the first place after spending enough time marinating in miasma to put the ghosts themselves and all their jacuzzis to shame. And then some.
But it's fine to to ignore all of that for a moment, just because they're not in that house anymore and he can make a volley of jabs at the same time as he can move to a non-spider infested room and a real bathroom just to get a change of clothes he doesn't have to wash himself.
That might be the most disorienting thing today, come to think of it.]