[He knew it was too good to be true...! Can't get a compliment without some kind of insult, but he's pretty used to Gil's way of interacting by now. Sort of.]

Look, bullets don't normally ricochet off drywall where I come from. [That's his excuse and he's sticking with it!! But hmm, the rest...] I'd like to say I was just doing my job, but I'm pretty sure I stopped caring about that after the first week. I guess I should be flattered that you guys took my word for it this whole time, though.