Nope, but I'm friends with a specific redhead and am dating an idiot one.

[she sounds super fond as she says that though, putting the water balloon away quickly]

But if you have a reunion to catch, guess I'll just have to put you out of your misery in the less stupid way.

Although - I suppose if you want him to do it instead, I can leave you to it. At least it's better than having to deal with any of that ridiculous fighting outside this office.