[The real networking was the catfishing we did along the way...?

The real travesty is that they've thus far failed to consolidate any cellphone shenanigans -- alas, some select models are just as doomed as their owners, forever fated to be consigned to the dusty corners of a not-so-world wide web.]

It's a metaphor that works on more than one level, I suppose, as all good ones must.

[He tilts his head, catching the movement, and straightens from his wall-leaning to do some proper final stretching, a brief yawn.]

Hmm. Who knows where you'd shepherd that flock off to.