Ha, I guess that is one useful place it could go.

[He's not even opposed. And like, he has barely done anything at this point but it's fine.

But man, he still has to at least nominally touch the raccoon... maybe he should wear gloves from now on in anticipation of sudden wildlife and possibly people dying messily in his general vicinity, but of course none of that is happening today. There's just this fat thing that he's gingerly using a literal handkerchief to try and fasten a collar on. This is stupid.

COLLAR equipped! ♫ ♪]

Don't get your hopes up.