[He will be allowed to hide under the chair!! Somebody save this poor thing from these two completely unsympathetic looters who are just kind of rooting around the place. Kind of like oversized trash pandas...? Raccoon might be able to get a nap in before Subete comes back to it.

For now, he's going to gingerly remove the crumpled newspaper from the kindling pile and try to smooth it out. Apparently he will go for dirty zillion-year-old newspaper but wild grody animals are where he draws the line. Hope it's just sooty. Uhhh, it's unreadable right, is there anything that can be made out, pictures, whatever?]