Honestly...I just decided to pick the first name I saw that wasn't feminine. There were nameplates that fit into the slots beside the bedroom door: Hikage, Yamato, Beniyuri, Kurusaba, Kagiha. I wasn't in the mood for a lengthy discussion on who was claiming what name as it had been a long day by that point already.

[ He takes a sip of his tea before answering the second question, not suppressing the loud sigh that follows. ]

I'm not, actually. I was just... trying to figure out how that function worked. [ Let's go for embarrassed take two! As for the texts, the date function is entirely unreadable, as instead of a standard date format it's just a long strip of numbers that don't correspond to any standard calendar system. ]