[The suspense continues!! The steam also continues, as does the shower.

Getting clean and sparkly waits for no man or monkey.]

Hmph. I doubt there's anyone here old enough to fit the criteria, you know, so you should give up before you get in over your head.

[I don't know what's going on but there's an arch tone in his voice that is almost definitely exaggeration. Does anyone know what the criteria is here.]